Writing Games: Convoluted Sentences

Not so much a game as a challenge.  Can anyone quote a sentence more convoluted than the one at the start of Henry James’ (ironic?) Art of Writing?

I SHOULD not have affixed so comprehensive a title to these few remarks, necessarily wanting in any completeness, upon a subject the full consideration of which would carry us far, did I not seem to discover a pretext for my temerity in the interesting pamphlet lately published under this name by Mr. Walter Besant.

After which, I suspect, he went purple in the face and collapsed to the floor.

Let’s take Virginia Woolf as given.

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